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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Weasley eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺

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