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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Weasley eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘

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