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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Weasley eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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