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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃

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