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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Akira eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻

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