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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Trotsky eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺

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