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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Roxy eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁

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