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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Piper eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛

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