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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Dixie eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺

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