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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Peanut eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺

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