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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Peanut eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍

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