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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Zeus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖

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