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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Yoda eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘

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