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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Murphy eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁

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