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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Widget eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺

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