Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Tinkerbell eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.