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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Misty eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗

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