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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Gizmo eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺

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