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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗
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