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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘
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