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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘

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