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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃
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