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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘

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