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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺

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