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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮

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