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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏

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