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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦

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