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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡

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