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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁

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