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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Toby eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻

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