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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Buddy eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃

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