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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Coco eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡

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