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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Teddy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃

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