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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Professor Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁
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