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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Rt Hon Stink eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺

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