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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Dr Stink eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁

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