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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Dr Stink eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁

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