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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Ms Stink eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏

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