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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Mrs Stink eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺

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