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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Molly eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺

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