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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Frodo eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯

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