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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Daenerys eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘

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