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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Voldemort eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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