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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯
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