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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Hufflepuff eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃

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