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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Geoffrey eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘

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