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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Pepper eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮

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