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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Champ eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃

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