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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Yoda eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻

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