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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Rufus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯

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