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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺
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