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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏

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