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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Gizmo eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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