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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Luna eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺

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