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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Charlie eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊

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