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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖

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