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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯

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