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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏

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